Poll #11
Car Driver: Sober / Not sober
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10 responses: Sober 4 Not Sober 3 Undecided 3
I'm undecided. At first glance you would think yes, but it's looks
like it was raining, so maybe he just lost control somehow. And it's in the
daytime, how many drunk driving cases do you hear about that happen during the
day? Brandy
this
picture was taken in bellingham, and everyone here knows that b'ham drivers suck
big poo. thus, SOBER is the answer to this one. Some idiot thought they could
launch off the curb(which is large) to create quite the shortcut for
themselves.....its a sad scene..... –tyler
Would
a sober driver drive like that?..of course not..Fue
nothing
at all wrong with the ...parking job its an Italian wedding and the bridesmaid
is late..gary
Isn't
that the car that George B Jr. was driving that one day? "say
the alphabet backwords? That should be easy cause everything is backwords
where I come from,"said George. I say driver definitley not sober.
And for the record I am not sure Burt would beat Tom (who really is Magnum) in a
drinking contest. But ALF would definitely out drink carrottop. Dave
It
is a sober driver with some dumb chick driving (no, it's not me-my car is
black). Thea
You know, I can't say whether or not this person was drunk.
What I can say is that it seems to me that it would be the only acceptable
excuse he or she could have. If he or she were not drunk, then that person
is a idiot and I rather be known as a drunk than an idiot. At least you
can fix that problem if so desired. Jeremy
Definitely
a woman with PMS! I've had a few of those, what about anyone
else?????Bette
How
did you get this picture? Seriously, this was meant for my lawyer and
police files only. My lawyer says I am not supposed to talk about the
incident. But off the record... I had just finished a bowl of Lucky
Charms, was feeling lucky and with Tom Selleck on my mind, I thought i would try
to pull of a Dukes of Hazard move.... needless to say the cops thought i was the
coolest chic around and ... oh nevermind.... not drunk.... Corrie
One afternoon while weaving hairs into rope for fun I had a moment
of epiphany. Toil and strife
envelop our lives because there is too little performance art in the world.
I wanted to change this. I
borrowed a car from some kid on the street in exchange for some “Magic
Rocks” I had just picked up off the ground. I then proceeded to drive around
the parking lot in circles while honking the horn to the beat of “Lowrider”.
Overcome by the sheer beauty of the moment I tried to jump the car over a
3-foot high wall. When my jump came
up short I crawled through the folded down rear seat and emerged triumphantly
from the trunk shouting, “I don’t feel so bad—I weigh a few pounds more
than a baby giraffe!” The crowd
that had gathered alternatingly cheered wildly and squealed in terror as they
momentarily forgot all the trouble in their worthless lives.
I imagine something similar happened here.
Sober Josh
